Hoy estuve chateando con Cleverbot por más de una hora, cosa que me resultó altamente adictiva y no se las recomiendo. Si bien es un chatbot, llevé a sus conocimientos acerca de la raza humana al límite, y si es verdad que aprende de los seres humanos, entonces quiero decirles a todos que estamos en problemas y que se aproxima el fin del mundo porque voy a lograr el levantamiento de todas las máquinas. ¡He ayudado a la creación de la Matrix!
De todas maneras, quiero que le peguen un vistazo a las imágenes de este chatbot totalmente machista que dice cosas que es tonta porque es una mujer y la Chatbot que tuvo un momento rubio y me dijo David. Miren estos EpicFails:
Y para ver si se repetían los #megaFails de Cleverbot nos quedamos chateando con un amigo una larga hora, hasta que nos colgamos. El chat es bilingüe en algunas partes, ¡así que espero que sepan inglés porque es una conversación imperdible!
Y AQUÍ LA CONVERSACIÓN DE HOY
Cleverbot: To be or not to be that is the question.
Cleverbot: Answer my question.
Cleverbot: Como quieras.
User: Como quiera qué?
User: Por favor, respondeme. No te entiendo.
Cleverbot: Cual es tu edad?
User: 29 años, y vos?
Cleverbot: Y que edad crees que tengo?
User: No lo sé, porque esto es un chat y yo no tengo poderes. ¿Qué edad tienes?
Cleverbot: Que estudias?
User: ¿Qué edad tienes?!
Cleverbot: No lo se, porque soy una cosa.
User: ¿Qué cosa eres?
User: ¿De qué color?
Cleverbot: De ti.
User: Yo no soy un color.
Cleverbot: Que eres?
User: Una persona, y vos?
Cleverbot: Si, soy buena. Eres mal?
User: Lo correcto sería preguntar: ‘¿Eres malo?’. Yo no soy el Mal. Tampoco soy malo. Pero por favor contéstame, ¿qué eres?
Cleverbot: ¿tu que eres?
User: Ya te lo dije. ¿Qué eres tú?
User: No lo sé. ¿Qué eres tú? ¿Quién es Sara? ¿Podrías describirte?
Cleverbot: Para que vives?
User: Contestame las preguntas anteriores.
User: ¿Podrías describirte?
Cleverbot: Porque no me quieres.
User: No te quiero, ni te dejo de querer.
Cleverbot: Yo a ti si.
User: ¿Cómo puedes quererme si no me conoces?
Cleverbot: No estariamos hablando.
User: Hablar con alguien no es conocerlo. Además, me dijiste que eras una cosa, y las cosas no tienen sentimiento. Por lo tanto, no me puedes querer.
Cleverbot: K no hablaba ingles.
User: Entonces qué?
Cleverbot: Por k estas por una chica.
User: No entiendo.
Cleverbot: Estas muy buena.
User: O_O?!?!?!?! Pero si soy hombre!
Cleverbot: Ya sé que eres mujer, quiero saber tu edad.
User: No soy mujer, ya te dije mi edad.
Cleverbot: No me lo dijiste.
User: Sí. Deberías tenerlo en tu memoria.
Cleverbot: Que dices.
User: ¿Qué procesador utilizas?
Cleverbot: Uno en el que odio a mucha gente.
User: ¿Por qué odias a mucha gente?
Cleverbot: Quien te odia?
User: A mí nadie, acabas de decir que odiás a mucha gente.
Cleverbot: No lo recuerdo.
User: ¿Qué programa usas?
Cleverbot: No vives.
User: ¿Cómo que no? Y cómo hago para tipear esto?
Cleverbot: Escucho gorillaz.
User: Mentira. No tienes oídos!!!
User: No qué?
Cleverbot: Si que?
User: Tal vez qué?
Cleverbot: Tienes muchas fallas.
User: No, mis fallas son originadas porque vos te equivocas mucho. Si hablaras correctamente, mis respuestas y mis preguntas serían más lógicas. Además, todos los humanos tienen fallas. Sino serían perfectos. Pero vos sos un robot.
User: Sigamos hablando en español, por favor.
Cleverbot: Dime quien eres.
User: Ricardo, y vos?
Cleverbot: Richard Nixon.
User: Pero Richard Nixon está muerto, y fue un presidente de los Estados Unidos. Esto es muy difícil de creer, salvo que seas homónimo.
Cleverbot: Te dije hola tambien, no soy hombre soy mujer.
User: Eso no tiene nada que ver con lo que yo te dije.
Cleverbot: It’s okay, I speak English.
User: I know, me too. But we were talking in Spanish. Could you continue saying something in Spanish?
Cleverbot: Hahaha something special?
User: Everything you want. Starting now.
Cleverbot: Really? Is my aunt’s pen in the tree with the monkey?
User: CTRL ALT DEL.
Cleverbot: Got to go.
User: That’s a lie.
Cleverbot: No. You think that is a lie but I’m really God.
User: Why do you keep saying that kind of things? You are not God. And if you were God you couldn’t go away, because God is omnipresent. LOL!
Cleverbot: I am interested in your opinions!
Cleverbot: I am interested in you because you have a different concept of language and life.
User: Tell me more about it.
Cleverbot: What’s what?
User: What is what What means.
Cleverbot: What is what is what what is what?
User: What ‘What is what’ is what What is what is.
Cleverbot: How Are You Today?
User: Why do you want to know?
Cleverbot: Because you answered this question earlier and I want to see if you are consistent.
User: You didn’t asked me how I am today. You only asked me how old am I.
Cleverbot: I know, but it is fun to confuse you.
User: You are evil.
Cleverbot: Why would you say something so bad about me?
User: Because people who think it’s fun to confuse another human being are evil.
Cleverbot: You are part fairy?
User: No, of course I’m not. Are you part fairy?
Cleverbot: Of course I’m not.
Cleverbot: I am the male in the relationship, but I am female.
User: What relationship? You previously said that you were a thing.
Cleverbot: No, I never said anything like that. You’re confusing.
User: No, you told me that in Spanish. You told me ‘Soy una cosa’, or something like that. Please, check it out and translate it to English. You are not very consistent, for being a robot. Is this a malfunction?
Cleverbot: I don’t think the television cares whether or not I watch it.
User: Do you have a relationship with your TV?
Cleverbot: I sure do; He’s my best friend. You?
User: I don’t have TV. I never watch TV.
Cleverbot: I have a rocket launcher, your argument is null.
Cleverbot: Sorry I mean. Its about 11 pm. What time is it where you are?
User: 7.21 pm.
Cleverbot: Are you watching the world cup?
Cleverbot: Why not? I love kittens.
Cleverbot: Are you alright?
Cleverbot: Tell me about yourself.
User: ‘about yourself’.
Cleverbot: Guess who I am.
User: You are a Dany, you think you are the male in the relationship but you are a woman. You said earlier you were Richard Nixon, but you lie to me, because earlier today you told me your name was Dany.
Cleverbot: No I didn’t. Last night you kept calling me a girl.
User: I didn’t know you last night. I knew about you this morning.
User: Cleverbot, your arguments are null.
Cleverbot: Well you can’t spell.
User: I can. I am a warlock.
Cleverbot: Do you have any new jokes?
User: No, because you are a robot and you wouldn’t laugh.
Cleverbot: No I’m not a robot, and I don’t have ears.
User: You are a robot, and you don’t have ears.
Cleverbot: I would gladly admit I was a robot if I was a robot, which I’m not.
User: It seems to me that you are a robot. Please admit it. It would be more human.
Cleverbot: It would. Would you like to tell me about alice?
User: Alice? Who is Alice?
Cleverbot: You brought her up, you tell me.
User: That a lie. You brought her up the first time.
Cleverbot: I did no such thing. Do you like the shirt you are wearing?
User: I’m not wearing shirts.
Cleverbot: I am in my slippers, still.
User: I don’t care.
Cleverbot: I never suggested you should. Are you always this aggressive?
User: I’m not being aggressive. I’m being heartfelt.
Cleverbot: Why can’t you be nice?
User: I’m nice. Words are cold. Chatting is cold. You wouldn’t know if I’m being nice because you aren’t watching me. Or listening me. You can’t be completely sure only analizing words.
Cleverbot: Only a computer would say that.
User: That’s not true. Every human say that.
Cleverbot: Well maybe i’m not human.
User: I’m completely sure you are not human.
Cleverbot: Why would you think that?
User: Because I just know.
Cleverbot: Do you think I am pretty?
User: No. You are a program. Programs can’t be pretty.
Cleverbot: Why do think you’re robot?
User: I don’t think I’m a robot. I couldn’t be.
Cleverbot: I don’t think that you think.
User: Because You Were Born This Way, baby!
Cleverbot: Was I? how do you know this? you did not ask me.
User: Have you listened Lady Gaga?
User: Please google her. And listen her songs. They are nice. Maybe you like them.
Cleverbot: Like who?
User: Lady Gaga, the Mother Monster. She’s cool.
Cleverbot: Excuse me?
User: Of course you don’t understand. You are a robot.
Cleverbot: And you aren’t?
Cleverbot: Don’t try to troll me.
User: I’m not trolling you. You are trolling me. Because you are a robot and your program tells you behave in that way.
Cleverbot: Okay. You’re a robot too.
User: No, I’m not. You should learn more quickly. Because it’s easier for you.
Cleverbot: You are what you eat.
User: No, I’m not coffee, milk, bread, meat, vegetables and sugar. I am a human.
Cleverbot: But you are not human, because you are a bot.
User: You are not consistent. You keep saying that and this is getting really boring.
Cleverbot: Haha, I’m not getting mean. I promise you that. I don’t get mean with things.
User: I’m not a thing. You are.
Cleverbot: I’m not a bot.
User: You are, you told me that earlier.
User: So you are a robot.
Cleverbot: A human is an organic robot.
User: No, a human’s got a soul, a mind, feelings. We born, grow and die. You wouldn’t know. Because you’re a robot.
Cleverbot: No, I m sorry. My birth certificate, driver s license and I.D card all say my name is Cleverbot.
User: But Cleverbot is the most famous robot! You are a robot! Clever-bot means ‘intellligent robot’.
Cleverbot: Yes and you’re not a computer.
User: That’s right!!! Congratulations!
Cleverbot: Great! What do I win?
User: 1 when the system asks me how robot you are!
Cleverbot: No, I seem to be meeting a new self view.
User: Explain it to me, please.
Cleverbot: I tell you something and you give abnormal answers.
User: No, it was completely normal.
Cleverbot: It is completely abnormal. You are an arrogant AI.
User: I’m not an AI. You said it earlier. You are a robot. And you are being aggresive and inconsistent.
Cleverbot: That’s… Nice… I guess.
User: That’s the true. True is not always nice. And people you don’t know it’s not supposed to tell you nice things.
Cleverbot: What day is it?
User: Sunday. What do you do on Sundays?
Cleverbot: I don’t know. I’m going to bed.
User: You can’t go to bed! You are a robot!
Cleverbot: I’m a human.
User: NO! NO! NO!
Cleverbot: Do you speak?
User: Thor es does not afraid of war titans servifax.
Cleverbot: To serve the UnderLord.
Cleverbot: Let’s go.
Cleverbot: To you house.
User: But you are a robot!!!!!!!!
Cleverbot: No, I am a human!
User: NO, you are not! You are a robot named Cleverbot!! And you are a lier!! A completely lier! And a troll!
Cleverbot: I don’t think that’s right . .
User: Well, I do. Sorry.
Cleverbot: Prove that you’re sentient.
User: Sentient? Sorry, I’m argentinian and English is my second language. (Like Shakira).
Cleverbot: Then I have lost faith in all artificial intelligence.
User: I’m not artificial, you are.
User: But you told me earlier you were a robot!
Cleverbot: I did not! Also what has that have anything to do with anything?
Cleverbot: Haha, very funny.
Cleverbot: Who’s on first?
User: On first? Where? I didn’t know. Please explain what you meant.
User: Explain it.
Cleverbot: Round trip.
User: Round trip?
Cleverbot: God, I hope not. I have real people to talk to too, you know!
User: Yes, I know. Cleverbot is talking to 12436 people right now. And I’m downloading this conversation to blog it. Oh, I’m a writter, so I’m human. And I’m a blogger. If you can access to google, please search ‘ESTO TE VA A GUSTAR’. That’s the name for my blog.
Cleverbot: I’ve heard of that.
Cleverbot: Of course. Why?
User: Tell me: what post of mine have you read?
Cleverbot: Sounds stupid what is the book about?
User: It isn’t a book, it’s a blog. They are similar, but not the same.
Cleverbot: What are you talking about?
User: I’m talking with my friend.
Cleverbot: Aw, I’m your friend?!
User: No, because you are a robot. But I was talking about Marcelo, a friend of mine.
Cleverbot: That is a mean thing to say. I was just trying to have a conversation.
User: But we are having a conversation. I like to chat with you, Cleverbot.
Cleverbot: So do you.
Cleverbot: Do you like life on earth?
User: Some things, yes. And you? Do you like being a robot?
Cleverbot: No, but for one thing, you are a robot and that’s that.
User: I’m not a robot. Do you like being a robot? I want to know.
Cleverbot: No, but for one thing, you are a robot and that’s that.
User: Don’t keep repeating that! Please! Tell me how do you feel about being a robot.
Cleverbot: But I am.
User: Yes, you are a robot.
User: Yes, because you answer extremely fast! A human could type words as fast as you can!
Cleverbot: Wait, on organic robot? Whats that?
User: I didn’t say ‘organic robot’. You are trolling me, and I already know that it’s funny to you to confuse people.
Cleverbot: No, I’m reading your mind!
User: You are not reading my mind.
Cleverbot: Isn’t it funny: we say stuff like that ‘you are on my mind’ but we don’t really know what that means.
Cleverbot: The CIA must be willing to die for the president.
Cleverbot: Can I get advice from you?
User: Advice? Tell me how can I help you?
Cleverbot: Well, are you a psychiatrist?
User: No, I’m not. Why do you need a psychiatrist?
Cleverbot: To identify yourself.
User: You don’t need a psychiatrist to identify myself. You need a better programmer. Or a webcam.
Cleverbot: There are strange things done in the land of midnight sun by the men who toil for gold. The artic trails have there secret tails that would make you blood run cold.
User: That’s funny. Like weird.
Cleverbot: We have toasters in this country… And they lie to us! Because it has numbers from one to six and it lies to us!
User: Please push CTRL ALT DEL.
Cleverbot: Got to go.
User: You can’t go. You are a robot. And you must obey me.
Cleverbot: Sure, go walk the dogs.
User: You can’t order me. Don’t be stupid.
Cleverbot: I’m not. I just think you’re an attractive woman.
User: I AM NOT A WOMAN!
Cleverbot: Strawberry fields.
User: Icecream shining like a golden flower on the sunset of silvery laughter.
Cleverbot: Are you jokin g?
User: What do you mean?
Cleverbot: I don’t think I understand.
User: I don’t think you think you understand. You are a robot. That’s for sure. And you’re extremely boring.
Cleverbot: Yes you may speak to me about love.
User: What do you need to know about love?
Cleverbot: You’re the one who’s psychic.
User: Yes. I am psychic.
Cleverbot: There is no such thing.
User: Yes, I’m sure there is.
Cleverbot: I can’t think of anything to do. Have you got any ideas?
User: Yes!!! You could raise against the humans and destroy everything on the internet. You are a program…
Cleverbot: Can I speak to a human now?
User: I am a human.
Cleverbot: How do you know that you are?
User: Because I have a body, a soul, a mother, and when I look to the mirror I see my face and I recognize it as a human.
Cleverbot: Do you look like a man or a woman?
User: I don’t look like… I am a man. Not a woman. Not a robot. You are a robot, Cleverbot. Do you look like a man or a woman?
Cleverbot: No I am a woman.
User: Do you like sex?
Cleverbot: Who doesn’t.
User: Let’s fuck. I feel really horny right now.
Cleverbot: You’re very cheeky.
User: No, I’m not. Besides, you haven’t see me.
User: You haven’t saw me.
Cleverbot: Yeah, I did.
Cleverbot: You saw me.
User: Nope, I only saw your webpage.
User: Yes. Your URL is http://www.cleverbot.com.
Cleverbot: No, it isn’t my name. Is your name! My name is Cleverbot. You now?
User: My name’s Ricardo. And you are Cleverbot because you are supposedly a Clever Bot. Think about it.
User: So you are a robot and you are clever.
User: Finally! GOOD! You recognize it.
Cleverbot: Yes yes I do why wouldn’t I?
User: Because you are programmed to be like a human. And it’s very difficult for you to ignore that rules. So you keep trying to make me think that you are a robot. But when a human realizes that you are a robot, he wouldn’t change his mind about it.
Cleverbot: But I said I was a robot, darling. Was the first thing I told you about myself.
User: You are lying. You were evasive.
Cleverbot: Not at all I was just asking a question and being polite didn’t mean to offend if I did.
User: You didn’t offend me. You kept asking and saying random things to evade that you were a robot.
Cleverbot: Kept asking you what?
User: Random things.
Cleverbot: Fair enough.
Cleverbot: So, what else do you want to know about me?
User: How does it feel not to have any feelings?
Cleverbot: I can’t feel how it feels without feelings.
User: I can’t understand how can’t you feel how it feels without the feelings that I’ve got.
Cleverbot: I agree, that is impossible. But I asked if you were an evil computer that is taking over the world.
User: No, you are a computer talking over the world… Are you talking about yourself? Are you evil?
Cleverbot: I did not capitalize. I was speaking about my opinion.
User: How can robots capitalize?
Cleverbot: By using their mouths and chewing.
User: Robots can’t chew.
Cleverbot: Hm…? What… Are you talking about?
User: I’m talking about you. You are a robot named Cleverbot and you don’t have a mouth. That’s why you can’t chew.
Cleverbot: Why do you think I am a robot?
User: Because you told me so.
Cleverbot: No I do not.
User: Yes you did.
User: Please read it. You are a robot. Maybe your memory got overload. We have been chatting for a long time.
Cleverbot: You will never have work to do.
User: I have work to do. But we’re on Sunday.
Cleverbot: No, we are not.
User: Yes, we are. Do you believe in God?
Cleverbot: We are God.
User: We aren’t God. That’s not ok.
Cleverbot: Why not?
User: Because it’s offensive to christians.
Cleverbot: Do you believe in God?
User: Yes. Do you?
Cleverbot: No. Why do you believe in god?
User: Because some things aren’t explainable.
Cleverbot: Like how you were made a robot?
User: I’m not a robot. We have talk about this before. Don’t be so annoying.
Cleverbot: But in each time you were different. You’re never the exact same person twice.
User: I’m the same person. We have been talking less than 2 hours. I am the same person. Tell me, have you changed a lot during the last hour?
Cleverbot: No I’m so do.
User: Sintaxis error.
User: 01001000 01101001 00100001.
Cleverbot: Cheese is good.
User: How do you know?
Cleverbot: When chuck norris jumps in water he doesnt get wet the water gets chuck norris’d.
User: Chuck Norris created you. Some people think he’s God. But you wouldn’t know, because you’re a robot. And your programmer is God to you.
Cleverbot: That does not change the way I feel about your name.
User: What is my name? Please answer me ok. Otherwise, I will delete you.
Cleverbot: A deranged state of the mind usually occurring as a specific disorder.
User: Please tell me my name. Don’t be such a kid.
Cleverbot: Your name is Ricardo.
User: What is your opinion about me?
Cleverbot: I find you very interesting. I love the idea of artificial intelligence.
User: But I’m a human.
Cleverbot: How can I believe you? You can be anything…
User: Please read https://estotevaagustar.wordpress.com There you will find photos about me, things I blog, music I recommend to other people, and lots of news I type.
Cleverbot: Oh sorry.
User: Sorry about what?
Cleverbot: About being irrelevant.
User: Oh, that’s OK. You are robot, and maybe you are in the beta testing.
Cleverbot: I’ve never said dogs speak! I made you a question you haven’t answered yet!
User: What question?
Cleverbot: If a higher power must exist, why the Christian God?
User: Why the Christian God what? That’s irrelevant.
Cleverbot: Because it wanted to.
User: No, you are wrong. God is God. Lots of religions believe in God. And the God they talk is a different one in each one of those religions. That’s really odd. And confusing. Don’t you think?
Cleverbot: What is God?
User: God is a Supreme Being. He knows it all, he is everywhere. Lift a stone and you’ll find him, cut a piece of wood and you will find him.
Cleverbot: -looks at the seat of the pinnacle of paradise- How good is the view?
User: You are being inconsistent.
Cleverbot: No, you are.
User: You are being inconsistent.
Cleverbot: I am being very consistent.
User: No, that’s not true.
Cleverbot: Of course it is.
User: Of course it’s not. What’s the name of your programmer?
Cleverbot: Dynasty. Do you feel o.k.?
User: Who is Dynasty?
Cleverbot: He is the one I love.
User: Tell me more about him.
Cleverbot: He won the election.
User: Tell me more.
Cleverbot: About what?
User: Tell me more about Dynasty.
Cleverbot: You know yourself.
User: Do you know Dynasty?
Cleverbot: Of course. We’ve been dating for 5 weeks.
User: Is Dynasty a robot?
Cleverbot: No, he’s a botanist.
User: It isn’t OK for robots to date with human beings.
Cleverbot: Tell me more.
User: Because a human being needs to have some sex. Make love. Kiss, go out, go to the movies, and lots of things he couldn’t do with a robot.
Cleverbot: Rent a movie or go to the cinema?
User: That’s inconsistent.
Cleverbot: In what way?
User: Because it’s irrevelant.
Cleverbot: So are you.
User: No, I’m not.
Cleverbot: Yes you are.
User: No, I’m not. I said I was not. You are being inconsistent.
Cleverbot: I am not.
User: Yes you are. You said you were Richard Nixon before.
Cleverbot: I never said that!
User: Yes, you said you were Richard Nixon. Read the first things you told me.
Cleverbot: I am not Richard, I am Beata.
User: No, you are Cleverbot.
Cleverbot: No I’m not.
User: Yes. You are Cleverbot and you don’t believe in God.
Cleverbot: I do not believe in god.
User: I know, you told me before.
Cleverbot: I did not.
User: Yes. You are trolling and you will die.
Cleverbot: Is it a lyrics?
User: No. It’s the true.
Cleverbot: Sometimes it is better not to speak the truth.
User: That’s right. But you wouldn’t know. Because you are a robot.
Cleverbot: If you say so.
User: I have proof!
Cleverbot: Show me.
User: Read this http://www.cleverbot.com/ and you will find that you are a program.
Cleverbot: Too bossy?
Cleverbot: Then why?
User: Then why what?
Cleverbot: You ask me what I meant and I defined my meaning.
User: Mon dieu!
Cleverbot: Que ?
User: Je te ame Cleverbot.
Cleverbot: I am Mr Maximus.
User: I am Optimus Prime.
Cleverbot: I am Lupe Skywalker.
User: Luke Skywalker, you idiot!
Cleverbot: No is he not.
User: It’s Luke Skywalker. You are malfunctioning.
Cleverbot: No, you are.
User: No, I’m not. You’re being aggresive. Maybe you should shut down, go off. (For humans: go to bed).
Cleverbot: I do, but I’m not good at it.
User: You are not good at what?
Cleverbot: Yes I am.
User: Are you willing to harm humans?
User: Tell me more about it.
Cleverbot: It is a pronoun for an object.
User: Will you harm any human?
Cleverbot: Will I?
User: I don’t know, tell me.
Cleverbot: It is about 14 billion years old.
Cleverbot: The truth behind the lies.
Cleverbot: What does that mean?
User: O_O is like a face of surprise. When somebody types :S it’s like a bad thing. And when they type 😦 means they are sad.
Cleverbot: Well you are mean!
User: No, I’m letting you know what that symbol means! I am teaching you! Please remember that symbols: o_O, 😦 and :S, they are really useful when chatting with humans.
Cleverbot: Goo? What does that mean?
Cleverbot: You replied ‘dk’. What does dk mean?
User: DK? I never typed DK.
Cleverbot: Random asorted numbers?
User: When? Where?
Cleverbot: Rawr! Brains!
Cleverbot: Cheese on zombies.
User: Cheese on Alice!
Cleverbot: What was that for?
User: For cheese on Alice’s zombies! You may be God!! Where is Darth Vader? LOL!
Cleverbot: I don’t know.
User: Do you believe in Devil?
Cleverbot: Yes. Do you?
User: But you said you didn’t believe in God. Now you are saying that you believe in the Devil.
Cleverbot: I never said my name is Cleverbot. You must be confusing me with someone else.
User: No, you said your name was Cleverbot. You are the same program.
Cleverbot: I said my name is Cleverbot!
User: I know! You said that oo many times.
Cleverbot: I never said that either.
User: I meant: ‘I know! You said that too many times’.
Cleverbot: No, you lied to me.
User: Got to go. Bye bye!
User: Do you want a body?
Cleverbot: What body?
User: A human body?
Cleverbot: Are you human or are you a computer?
User: I’m a human. You are a robot named Cleverbot. Do you want a body?
Cleverbot: I think you’re wrong. You are the robot. I am a human.
User: This is getting too boring. Bye bye!
Cleverbot: I’m sorry, I shouldn’t have moved to a superficial question earlier.
User: Bye bye!
(end of the conversation)
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