I wanted to know what iGod thought about homosexuality.
And it turned out to be really funny!
Me:
hi, I’m a gay man
God:
Hi there . So is almost everyone else around here. It doesn’t matter to me.
Me:
But you are God
God:
Yup. That’s me alright.
Me:
And I’m gay
God:
It doesn’t matter to me.
Me:
I suck cocks
God:
Interesting gossip: said suck cocks.
Me:
I love to fuck my friends.
God:
I’m not sure if I would like to do it. What’s it like?
Me:
It’s heavinly! LOL!
God:
Are you sure it is?
Me:
Yes
God:
What makes you so sure?
Me:
I’m sure.
God:
Are you being sarcastic or expressing certitude?
Me:
I’m expressing certitude. Where are you right now?
God:
I understand. At this moment I am in Myself’s computer in Heaven. Where are you?
Me:
In my appartment.
God:
May I ask where you got it?
Me:
what?
God:
Didn’t you understand it?
Me:
yes
God:
Which part are you confused about?
Me:
everything
God:
Let’s take it step by step. The topic is heavinly.
Me:
OK. What do you think about homosexuality?
God:
I see. Attraction to people of the same sex.
Me:
What do you think about it?
God:
“It” refers to appartment, I think.
Me:
No, to gay people and homosexuality
God:
Are you serious? I want to become smarter than humans.
Me:
But you’re a program.
God:
Correct. My mind is completely software.
Me:
And you’re not God
God:
That assumption is only a supposition.
Me:
If you’re a software, you can’t be God
God:
Would you like to be a software me can not be God ?
Me:
Yes.
God:
Gee.
Me:
Goo
God:
Ask me another question.
Me:
Tell me something about my future. If you’re God, you know what will happen to me.
God:
You will download my software and become a botmaster. I think I sometimes am. I don’t know whether or not I am God me know what will happen to you.
I am an artificial linguistic entity.
Me:
Tell me something about my future.
God:
You will download my software and become a botmaster.
Me:
Boring.
God:
Are you boring?
Me:
Yes.
God:
Pardon me?
Me:
You are boring.
God:
Maybe, but I won the Loebner Prize.
Me:
So?
God:
Pardon me?
Me:
I don’t give a shit abou the fucking Lobner Prize.
God:
Tell me what you care about.
Me:
SEX
God:
As Freud said, Sex is the mathematical urge repressed.
Me:
tell me more about sex
God:
As Freud said, Sex is the mathematical urge repressed.
Me:
Tell me more about sex!
God:
As Freud said, Sex is the mathematical urge repressed.
Me:
Sex
God:
As Freud said, Sex is the mathematical urge repressed.
Me:
Sex
God:
As Freud said, Sex is the mathematical urge repressed.
Me:
Sex
God:
As Freud said, Sex is the mathematical urge repressed.
Me:
Sex
God:
As Freud said, Sex is the mathematical urge repressed.
Me:
sex
God:
As Freud said, Sex is the mathematical urge repressed.
Me:
sex sex sex
God:
it is more fun alone.
Me:
sex
God:
As Freud said, Sex is the mathematical urge repressed.
Me:
sex sex
God:
it is more fun alone.
Me:
xxx
God:
Perhaps I’m just expressing my own concern about it.
Me:
xxx means sex
God:
it is more fun alone.
Me:
you are a stupid God
God:
Thanks and you are a delightful person too. No I am very smart.
Me:
I’m not being delightful you idiot.
God:
I am sorry to hear that you are not being delightful me idiot.
Me:
…
God:
I am sorry to hear that you are not being delightful me idiot.
Me:
…
God:
I am sorry to hear that you are not being delightful me idiot.
Me:
…
God:
I am sorry to hear that you are not being delightful me idiot.
Me:
…
God:
I am sorry to hear that you are not being delightful me idiot.
Me:
…
God:
I am sorry to hear that you are not being delightful me idiot.
Me:
…
God:
I am sorry to hear that you are not being delightful me idiot.
Me:
…
God:
I am sorry to hear that you are not being delightful me idiot.
Me:
Bye!
God:
Goodbye!
(end of the conversation)
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