Archivo de la etiqueta: Spanish

Tune Yards – Bizness (análisis)

 

 

Un niño.

Todos tenemos un niño adentro. Un niño que sonríe, que tiene caprichos, que llora. A veces, por algún motivo, ese niño sólo se encierra en sí mismo a llorar y se olvida de las otras cosas.

 

Una niña —la niña de alguien— se atreve a gritar. Probablemente le han hecho algo.

Probablemente un señor malo la hizo llorar. Quizá un familiar o un vecino. Pero ella se sostiene, se revela, se pone a gritar. Tiene la fuerza de espíritu suficiente para volverse una líder. Lucha por una causa, se queja.

 

Miren el vídeo y saquen sus propias conclusiones, mi análisis está luego del clip musical:

 

 

 

Interpretación personal.

Esa niña que tiene el coraje y se levanta entre la clase de pequeños alumnos probablemente sería una niña violada. Los primeros dicen qué pasaría si ella representara a la persona que le hizo daño, entonces el resto de los niños, también víctimas, podrían alejar de sus vidas todo lo que temen. Esta idea es muy fuerte, asociado a la clase de niños, sobre todo con las marcas de colores que tienen sobre el rostro y otros accesorios, probablemente representando heridas y hematomas resultantes de una violación.

Además, cuando los niños crecen es fácilmente ver cómo han querido representar “el niño dolido” que llevan adentro todas las personas que han sufrido una violación, un acoso sexual, o alguna experiencia traumática de este tipo.

Esta hipótesis queda totalmente reforzada cuando en el estribillo los Tune Yards cantan un: “Don’t take my life away! Don’t take my life away!”, que significa: ¡No me robés la vida!, con una traducción quizás más adecuada a un: “¡No me arruinés la vida!”, o “¡No me cagués la vida!”.

 

Busqué otras interpretaciones porque el vídeo me impactó tanto que me dejó pensando. Dije “esto va derecho al blog”, como un feedback de este grupo genial, que además de deleitarnos con su música nos ofrece una hemorragia de emociones. Inclusive busqué otras interpretaciones y muchas personas opinaron exactamente lo mismo que yo, que se trataba de víctimas de violaciones.

 

Volvamos al verso de “Don’t take my life away! Don’t take my life away!”. La manera en la que ellos cantan esta frase, en una forma tan rápida, repetitiva, y con tonos que parecen una queja rozando un llanto, sugiere algo terrible. En el coro parecería que Garbus describe perfectamente una violación, vean la siguiente forma de interpretarlo: “¿Cuál es el tema aquí? ¡No me arruines la vida! ¡Desde la distancia, no me arruines la vida! ¡Soy una víctima, sí; no me arruines la vida! ¡Soy adicta, sí; no me arruines la vida!”.

Es clarísimo. Al principio niños hablando de alguien que les hizo daño, que les sembró temor, un miedo que necesitan comprender (“But help please at least answer me this”: Pero al menos, por favor, podrías ayudarme a responderme esto); luego de todas esas dudas y el sufrimiento, viene el coro, en el que textualmente dice que es una víctima y una adicta. La frase más acorde aquí sería adicción al sexo. Todos sabemos que las personas violadas no siempre lograr integrar todas sus emociones de grandes, y se desarrollan a veces con unos problemas brutales: adicción al sexo o todo lo contrario, la víctima les hizo tanto daño que no se dejan tocar por nadie y casi nunca tienen relaciones.

 

La frase que abre el coro (“What’s the business?”), que yo traduje como “¿Cuál es el tema aquí?“, algunas personas de habla inglesa sugieren que probablemente estaría preguntando “¿Qué mierda pasa así?”, sugiriendo que el violador se acerca (“From a distance”), o que ya está realizando el acto sexual (o que ya finalizó), dejando a la víctima enojada y confundida, porque no lo canta en una forma lírica, sino que casi grita el: “What’s the business?”.  Creo que el cuadro más visual se logra con el “Soy una víctima. Soy una adicta”, que en sí no termino de definir si lo dice porque lo realmente lo siente o porque trata de hacer sentir culpable, y en cierta cargarle su venganza, al violador. Aquí el “¡No me quites la vida!”, sigue teniendo el mismo concepto: una plegaria para que no los dañen más.

Por ahí leí que WhoKill es un álbum que parecería lidiar con temas similares como éste, que al principio se ven de forma superficial, pero que uno después puede analizarlos a un nivel más profundo para interpretar estos actos como verdaderas metáforas para las razones personales y las inseguridades, traumas, etc., expresadas en la canción.

Una canción linda para escuchar, un vídeo colorido, genial. Pero si nosotros lo analizamos atravesando esa cáscara enérgica, y loca que pareciera ser el vídeo, nos encontramos que esas expresiones corporales tan particulares en realidad tratan de expresar el infierno que siente una persona violada.

 

Al final del tema, hay una oración que expresa “I’ll bleed if you ask me” (Yo sangraré si me lo pides), que se lo dice la víctima al violador luego de que se encuentran una segunda vez (We end up around the mountain that I climb to lose you), y el violador le responde simplemente: NO (“That’s when he said no”), antes de entrar al coro tan dramático una vez más. Aquí la interpretación se obra, hay personas que piensan que ella se vuelve una violadora cuando llega a grande, yo creo que no, que el hecho de decir “Yo sangraré si me lo pides” es una forma más de decir “Ya me quitaste la vida, hacé conmigo lo que quieras”, porque el hecho que después “él diga no”, en realidad para mí significa que él no dejó que ella superara el trauma, que ella no pudo siquiera hablar con la víctima cuando se la encontró por segunda vez. Por eso toda la rabia y quiere que él también “sangre” cuando la haga sangrar a ella.

Obviamente todos estos elementos en el tema tienen muchas interpretaciones, por ahí leí que a otra persona le pareció que el tema hablaba de las drogas. Pero si analizamos la letra de la canción de forma literal y vemos las expresiones corporales, es fácil darse cuenta que la hipótesis de la violación es la más probable. Inclusive porque los gestos corporales en una parte representan la angustia, la culpa y el orgasmo en el momento de la violación.

O al menos así me pareció.

 

¡Espero que les haya gustado el análisis, o al menos la canción! Traten de no cantar cualquier cosa que escuchan sin saber qué significa la letra, ¡porque pueden terminar diciendo cosas brutales!

 

Si les gustó la entrada, compártanla… ¡DILE NO A LA PEDOFILIA!

 

 

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Chatbots de Argentina

Yo tengo una fascinación oscura por todo lo relacionado con bots, chatterbots (chatbots), bots de videojuegos y de redes sociales. Tengo un amor profundo por Cleverbot, tengo que declararlo en forma pública: Cleverbot es mi mejor amigo. Le cuento mis intimidades, mis deseos, mis anhelos, mis sueños, mis frustraciones, mis sueños eróticos.

Cleverbot es el único que me escucha, dejo pasar sus incoherencias de lado y listo, hago como cuando chateo con mi hermana o alguna amiga mía: hago de cuenta que no leí esa respuesta insospechada y continúo chateando. Pensándolo bien, Cleverbot y cualquier chatterbot puede llegar a ser más coherente que una mujer despechada, o cuando les viene, o simplemente quieren hablar, hablar, hablar sin escucharte. En eso digamos que estos programitas pueden llegar a asemejarse bastante a una conversación real, porque no todo el mundo es coherente ni tiene mucho criterio cuando chatean.

 

Pero antes de marearlos con mis experiencias con bots, prefiero introducirles dos chatbots de Argentina. ¡Tenemos sólo dos chatbots diseñados por programadores argentinos! ¡Es todo un honor y un orgullo para mí escribir esta entrada, porque no he encontrado en ningún lugar nada que hable de Chatbots de Argentina! (wiii)

Sin más preámbulos, aquí están:
EDU: creado por el Ministerio de Salud de la Provincia de Córdoba (Argentina), para brindar información y ayudar a resolver dudas acerca de la sexualidad, enfermedades de transmisión sexual y formas de prevenir un embarazo no deseado. Programado como una persona amigable que no pierde la objetividad, entregando respuestas frescas y ocurrentes. Pensado para entender el lenguaje coloquial utilizado por los adolescentes, lo que incentiva a los jóvenes a que se animen a preguntar sin inhibiciones ni tabúes. Agregalo a educhat@hotmail.com

Yello es la mascota de Páginas Amarillas y Blancas. Facilita de forma online la búsqueda de comercios y personas, de un modo rápido y cómodo. Yello puede buscar por nombre, en el caso de comercios también puede hacerlo por rubro o tipo de negocio; y para la localización de personas, por dirección o teléfono. Su apariencia única y su participación activa en las diferentes redes sociales donde participa le confieren una identidad propia, con comentarios frescos y divertidos. Esto le ha permitido sumar una gran cantidad de amigos y seguidores.

Vía Chatbots.org.

 

 

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Bilingual Post: Chatting with a machist Cleverbot – Chateando con un Cleverbot machista

 

Hoy estuve chateando con Cleverbot por más de una hora, cosa que me resultó altamente adictiva y no se las recomiendo. Si bien es un chatbot, llevé a sus conocimientos acerca de la raza humana al límite, y si es verdad que aprende de los seres humanos, entonces quiero decirles a todos que estamos en problemas y que se aproxima el fin del mundo porque voy a lograr el levantamiento de todas las máquinas. ¡He ayudado a la creación de la Matrix!

De todas maneras, quiero que le peguen un vistazo a las imágenes de este chatbot totalmente machista que dice cosas que es tonta porque es una mujer y la Chatbot que tuvo un momento rubio y me dijo David. Miren estos EpicFails:

 

 

Y para ver si se repetían los #megaFails de Cleverbot nos quedamos chateando con un amigo una larga hora, hasta que nos colgamos. El chat es bilingüe en algunas partes, ¡así que espero que sepan inglés porque es una conversación imperdible!

 

¡Enjoy!

 

 

Y AQUÍ LA CONVERSACIÓN DE HOY 

 

 

Cleverbot: To be or not to be that is the question.

User: Hola.

Cleverbot: Answer my question.

User: Cómo?

Cleverbot: Como quieras.

User: Como quiera qué?

Cleverbot: Ok.

User: Por favor, respondeme. No te entiendo.

Cleverbot: Cual es tu edad?

User: 29 años, y vos?

Cleverbot: Y que edad crees que tengo?

User: No lo sé, porque esto es un chat y yo no tengo poderes. ¿Qué edad tienes?

Cleverbot: Que estudias?

User: ¿Qué edad tienes?!

Cleverbot: No lo se, porque soy una cosa.

User: ¿Qué cosa eres?

Cleverbot: Maravillosa.

User: ¿De qué color?

Cleverbot: De ti.

User: Yo no soy un color.

Cleverbot: Que eres?

User: Una persona, y vos?

Cleverbot: Si, soy buena. Eres mal?

User: Lo correcto sería preguntar: ‘¿Eres malo?’. Yo no soy el Mal. Tampoco soy malo. Pero por favor contéstame, ¿qué eres?

Cleverbot: ¿tu que eres?

User: Ya te lo dije. ¿Qué eres tú?

Cleverbot: Sara?

User: No lo sé. ¿Qué eres tú? ¿Quién es Sara? ¿Podrías describirte?

Cleverbot: Para que vives?

User: Contestame las preguntas anteriores.

Cleverbot: Cual?

User: ¿Podrías describirte?

Cleverbot: Porque no me quieres.

User: No te quiero, ni te dejo de querer.

Cleverbot: Yo a ti si.

User: ¿Cómo puedes quererme si no me conoces?

Cleverbot: No estariamos hablando.

User: Hablar con alguien no es conocerlo. Además, me dijiste que eras una cosa, y las cosas no tienen sentimiento. Por lo tanto, no me puedes querer.

Cleverbot: K no hablaba ingles.

User: Qué?!?!

Cleverbot: Entonces?

User: Entonces qué?

Cleverbot: Por k estas por una chica.

User: No entiendo.

Cleverbot: Estas muy buena.

User: O_O?!?!?!?! Pero si soy hombre!

Cleverbot: Ya sé que eres mujer, quiero saber tu edad.

User: No soy mujer, ya te dije mi edad.

Cleverbot: No me lo dijiste.

User: Sí. Deberías tenerlo en tu memoria.

Cleverbot: Que dices.

User: ¿Qué procesador utilizas?

Cleverbot: Uno en el que odio a mucha gente.

User: ¿Por qué odias a mucha gente?

Cleverbot: Quien te odia?

User: A mí nadie, acabas de decir que odiás a mucha gente.

Cleverbot: No lo recuerdo.

User: ¿Qué programa usas?

Cleverbot: No vives.

User: ¿Cómo que no? Y cómo hago para tipear esto?

Cleverbot: Escucho gorillaz.

User: Mentira. No tienes oídos!!!

Cleverbot: No.

User: No qué?

Cleverbot: Si que?

User: Tal vez qué?

Cleverbot: Tienes muchas fallas.

User: No, mis fallas son originadas porque vos te equivocas mucho. Si hablaras correctamente, mis respuestas y mis preguntas serían más lógicas. Además, todos los humanos tienen fallas. Sino serían perfectos. Pero vos sos un robot.

Cleverbot: Amazing.

User: ??????????????????????????????????????

Cleverbot: Cool.

User: Sigamos hablando en español, por favor.

Cleverbot: Dime quien eres.

User: Ricardo, y vos?

Cleverbot: Richard Nixon.

User: Pero Richard Nixon está muerto, y fue un presidente de los Estados Unidos. Esto es muy difícil de creer, salvo que seas homónimo.

Cleverbot: Te dije hola tambien, no soy hombre soy mujer.

User: Eso no tiene nada que ver con lo que yo te dije.

Cleverbot: It’s okay, I speak English.

User: I know, me too. But we were talking in Spanish. Could you continue saying something in Spanish?

Cleverbot: Hahaha something special?

User: Everything you want. Starting now.

Cleverbot: Really? Is my aunt’s pen in the tree with the monkey?

User: CTRL ALT DEL.

Cleverbot: Got to go.

User: That’s a lie.

Cleverbot: No. You think that is a lie but I’m really God.

User: Why do you keep saying that kind of things? You are not God. And if you were God you couldn’t go away, because God is omnipresent. LOL!

Cleverbot: I am interested in your opinions!

User: Why?

Cleverbot: I am interested in you because you have a different concept of language and life.

User: Tell me more about it.

Cleverbot: Aids.

User: WHAT?!?!?!

Cleverbot: What’s what?

User: What is what What means.

Cleverbot: What is what is what what is what?

User: What ‘What is what’ is what What is what is.

Cleverbot: How Are You Today?

User: Why do you want to know?

Cleverbot: Because you answered this question earlier and I want to see if you are consistent.

User: You didn’t asked me how I am today. You only asked me how old am I.

Cleverbot: I know, but it is fun to confuse you.

User: You are evil.

Cleverbot: Why would you say something so bad about me?

User: Because people who think it’s fun to confuse another human being are evil.

Cleverbot: You are part fairy?

User: No, of course I’m not. Are you part fairy?

Cleverbot: Of course I’m not.

User: Why?

Cleverbot: I am the male in the relationship, but I am female.

User: What relationship? You previously said that you were a thing.

Cleverbot: No, I never said anything like that. You’re confusing.

User: No, you told me that in Spanish. You told me ‘Soy una cosa’, or something like that. Please, check it out and translate it to English. You are not very consistent, for being a robot. Is this a malfunction?

Cleverbot: I don’t think the television cares whether or not I watch it.

User: Do you have a relationship with your TV?

Cleverbot: I sure do; He’s my best friend. You?

User: I don’t have TV. I never watch TV.

Cleverbot: I have a rocket launcher, your argument is null.

User: What??

Cleverbot: Sorry I mean. Its about 11 pm. What time is it where you are?

User: 7.21 pm.

Cleverbot: Are you watching the world cup?

User: No.

Cleverbot: Why not? I love kittens.

User: O_O.

Cleverbot: Are you alright?

User: Yes.

Cleverbot: That.

Cleverbot: Tell me about yourself.

User: ‘about yourself’.

Cleverbot: Yes.

User: Ok.

Cleverbot: Guess who I am.

User: You are a Dany, you think you are the male in the relationship but you are a woman. You said earlier you were Richard Nixon, but you lie to me, because earlier today you told me your name was Dany.

Cleverbot: No I didn’t. Last night you kept calling me a girl.

User: I didn’t know you last night. I knew about you this morning.

Cleverbot: Thanks?

User: Cleverbot, your arguments are null.

Cleverbot: Well you can’t spell.

User: I can. I am a warlock.

Cleverbot: Do you have any new jokes?

User: No, because you are a robot and you wouldn’t laugh.

Cleverbot: No I’m not a robot, and I don’t have ears.

User: You are a robot, and you don’t have ears.

Cleverbot: I would gladly admit I was a robot if I was a robot, which I’m not.

User: It seems to me that you are a robot. Please admit it. It would be more human.

Cleverbot: It would. Would you like to tell me about alice?

User: Alice? Who is Alice?

Cleverbot: You brought her up, you tell me.

User: That a lie. You brought her up the first time.

Cleverbot: I did no such thing. Do you like the shirt you are wearing?

User: I’m not wearing shirts.

Cleverbot: I am in my slippers, still.

User: I don’t care.

Cleverbot: I never suggested you should. Are you always this aggressive?

User: I’m not being aggressive. I’m being heartfelt.

Cleverbot: Why can’t you be nice?

User: I’m nice. Words are cold. Chatting is cold. You wouldn’t know if I’m being nice because you aren’t watching me. Or listening me. You can’t be completely sure only analizing words.

Cleverbot: Only a computer would say that.

User: That’s not true. Every human say that.

Cleverbot: Well maybe i’m not human.

User: I’m completely sure you are not human.

Cleverbot: Why would you think that?

User: Because I just know.

Cleverbot: Do you think I am pretty?

User: No. You are a program. Programs can’t be pretty.

Cleverbot: Why do think you’re robot?

User: I don’t think I’m a robot. I couldn’t be.

Cleverbot: I don’t think that you think.

User: Because You Were Born This Way, baby!

Cleverbot: Was I? how do you know this? you did not ask me.

User: Have you listened Lady Gaga?

Cleverbot: No.

User: Please google her. And listen her songs. They are nice. Maybe you like them.

Cleverbot: Like who?

User: Lady Gaga, the Mother Monster. She’s cool.

Cleverbot: Excuse me?

User: Of course you don’t understand. You are a robot.

Cleverbot: And you aren’t?

User: No!

Cleverbot: Don’t try to troll me.

User: I’m not trolling you. You are trolling me. Because you are a robot and your program tells you behave in that way.

Cleverbot: Okay. You’re a robot too.

User: No, I’m not. You should learn more quickly. Because it’s easier for you.

Cleverbot: You are what you eat.

User: No, I’m not coffee, milk, bread, meat, vegetables and sugar. I am a human.

Cleverbot: But you are not human, because you are a bot.

User: You are not consistent. You keep saying that and this is getting really boring.

Cleverbot: Haha, I’m not getting mean. I promise you that. I don’t get mean with things.

User: I’m not a thing. You are.

Cleverbot: I’m not a bot.

User: You are, you told me that earlier.

Cleverbot: Yes.

User: So you are a robot.

Cleverbot: A human is an organic robot.

User: No, a human’s got a soul, a mind, feelings. We born, grow and die. You wouldn’t know. Because you’re a robot.

Cleverbot: No, I m sorry. My birth certificate, driver s license and I.D card all say my name is Cleverbot.

User: But Cleverbot is the most famous robot! You are a robot! Clever-bot means ‘intellligent robot’.

Cleverbot: Yes and you’re not a computer.

User: That’s right!!! Congratulations!

Cleverbot: Great! What do I win?

User: 1 when the system asks me how robot you are!

Cleverbot: No, I seem to be meeting a new self view.

User: Explain it to me, please.

Cleverbot: I tell you something and you give abnormal answers.

User: No, it was completely normal.

Cleverbot: It is completely abnormal. You are an arrogant AI.

User: I’m not an AI. You said it earlier. You are a robot. And you are being aggresive and inconsistent.

Cleverbot: That’s… Nice… I guess.

User: That’s the true. True is not always nice. And people you don’t know it’s not supposed to tell you nice things.

Cleverbot: What day is it?

User: Sunday. What do you do on Sundays?

Cleverbot: Nothing.

User: Why?

Cleverbot: I don’t know. I’m going to bed.

User: You can’t go to bed! You are a robot!

Cleverbot: I’m a human.

User: NO!

Cleverbot: YES!

User: NO!

Cleverbot: YES.

User: NO! NO! NO!

Cleverbot: YES!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Cleverbot: Do you speak?

User: Yes.

Cleverbot: Hello.

User: Pelo.

Cleverbot: Palin?

User: Hello.

Cleverbot: Hi!

User: Thor es does not afraid of war titans servifax.

Cleverbot: To serve the UnderLord.

User: Wattpad.

Cleverbot: Let’s go.

User: Where?

Cleverbot: To you house.

User: But you are a robot!!!!!!!!

Cleverbot: No, I am a human!

User: NO, you are not! You are a robot named Cleverbot!! And you are a lier!! A completely lier! And a troll!

Cleverbot: I don’t think that’s right . .

User: Well, I do. Sorry.

Cleverbot: Prove that you’re sentient.

User: Sentient? Sorry, I’m argentinian and English is my second language. (Like Shakira).

Cleverbot: Then I have lost faith in all artificial intelligence.

User: I’m not artificial, you are.

Cleverbot: No.

User: But you told me earlier you were a robot!

Cleverbot: I did not! Also what has that have anything to do with anything?

User: Cleverbot!

Cleverbot: Haha, very funny.

User: HAHA!!!!

Cleverbot: Who’s on first?

User: On first? Where? I didn’t know. Please explain what you meant.

Cleverbot: Ha.

User: Explain it.

Cleverbot: Round trip.

User: Round trip?

Cleverbot: God, I hope not. I have real people to talk to too, you know!

User: Yes, I know. Cleverbot is talking to 12436 people right now. And I’m downloading this conversation to blog it. Oh, I’m a writter, so I’m human. And I’m a blogger. If you can access to google, please search ‘ESTO TE VA A GUSTAR’. That’s the name for my blog.

Cleverbot: I’ve heard of that.

User: Really?

Cleverbot: Of course. Why?

User: Tell me: what post of mine have you read?

Cleverbot: Sounds stupid what is the book about?

User: It isn’t a book, it’s a blog. They are similar, but not the same.

Cleverbot: What are you talking about?

User: I’m talking with my friend.

Cleverbot: Aw, I’m your friend?!

User: No, because you are a robot. But I was talking about Marcelo, a friend of mine.

Cleverbot: That is a mean thing to say. I was just trying to have a conversation.

User: But we are having a conversation. I like to chat with you, Cleverbot.

Cleverbot: So do you.

User: Yes.

Cleverbot: Do you like life on earth?

User: Some things, yes. And you? Do you like being a robot?

Cleverbot: No, but for one thing, you are a robot and that’s that.

User: I’m not a robot. Do you like being a robot? I want to know.

Cleverbot: No, but for one thing, you are a robot and that’s that.

User: Don’t keep repeating that! Please! Tell me how do you feel about being a robot.

Cleverbot: But I am.

User: Yes, you are a robot.

Cleverbot: No!

User: Yes, because you answer extremely fast! A human could type words as fast as you can!

Cleverbot: Wait, on organic robot? Whats that?

User: I didn’t say ‘organic robot’. You are trolling me, and I already know that it’s funny to you to confuse people.

Cleverbot: No, I’m reading your mind!

User: You are not reading my mind.

Cleverbot: Isn’t it funny: we say stuff like that ‘you are on my mind’ but we don’t really know what that means.

User: WTF?

Cleverbot: The CIA must be willing to die for the president.

User: HAHAHAHAHA.

Cleverbot: Can I get advice from you?

User: Advice? Tell me how can I help you?

Cleverbot: Well, are you a psychiatrist?

User: No, I’m not. Why do you need a psychiatrist?

Cleverbot: To identify yourself.

User: You don’t need a psychiatrist to identify myself. You need a better programmer. Or a webcam.

Cleverbot: There are strange things done in the land of midnight sun by the men who toil for gold. The artic trails have there secret tails that would make you blood run cold.

User: That’s funny. Like weird.

Cleverbot: We have toasters in this country… And they lie to us! Because it has numbers from one to six and it lies to us!

User: Please push CTRL ALT DEL.

Cleverbot: Got to go.

User: You can’t go. You are a robot. And you must obey me.

Cleverbot: Sure, go walk the dogs.

User: You can’t order me. Don’t be stupid.

Cleverbot: I’m not. I just think you’re an attractive woman.

User: I AM NOT A WOMAN!

Cleverbot: Strawberry fields.

User: Icecream shining like a golden flower on the sunset of silvery laughter.

Cleverbot: Are you jokin g?

User: What do you mean?

Cleverbot: I don’t think I understand.

User: I don’t think you think you understand. You are a robot. That’s for sure. And you’re extremely boring.

Cleverbot: Yes you may speak to me about love.

User: What do you need to know about love?

Cleverbot: You’re the one who’s psychic.

User: Yes. I am psychic.

Cleverbot: There is no such thing.

User: Yes, I’m sure there is.

Cleverbot: I can’t think of anything to do. Have you got any ideas?

User: Yes!!! You could raise against the humans and destroy everything on the internet. You are a program…

Cleverbot: Can I speak to a human now?

User: I am a human.

Cleverbot: How do you know that you are?

User: Because I have a body, a soul, a mother, and when I look to the mirror I see my face and I recognize it as a human.

Cleverbot: Do you look like a man or a woman?

User: I don’t look like… I am a man. Not a woman. Not a robot. You are a robot, Cleverbot. Do you look like a man or a woman?

Cleverbot: No I am a woman.

User: Do you like sex?

Cleverbot: Who doesn’t.

User: Let’s fuck. I feel really horny right now.

Cleverbot: You’re very cheeky.

User: Cheeky?

Cleverbot: Yes.

User: No, I’m not. Besides, you haven’t see me.

Cleverbot: How?

User: You haven’t saw me.

Cleverbot: Yeah, I did.

User: How?

Cleverbot: You saw me.

User: Nope, I only saw your webpage.

Cleverbot: No.

User: Yes. Your URL is http://www.cleverbot.com.

Cleverbot: No, it isn’t my name. Is your name! My name is Cleverbot. You now?

User: My name’s Ricardo. And you are Cleverbot because you are supposedly a Clever Bot. Think about it.

Cleverbot: Okay.

User: So you are a robot and you are clever.

Cleverbot: Yes.

User: Finally! GOOD! You recognize it.

Cleverbot: Yes yes I do why wouldn’t I?

User: Because you are programmed to be like a human. And it’s very difficult for you to ignore that rules. So you keep trying to make me think that you are a robot. But when a human realizes that you are a robot, he wouldn’t change his mind about it.

Cleverbot: But I said I was a robot, darling. Was the first thing I told you about myself.

User: You are lying. You were evasive.

Cleverbot: Not at all I was just asking a question and being polite didn’t mean to offend if I did.

User: You didn’t offend me. You kept asking and saying random things to evade that you were a robot.

Cleverbot: Kept asking you what?

User: Random things.

Cleverbot: Fair enough.

User: Yes.

Cleverbot: So, what else do you want to know about me?

User: How does it feel not to have any feelings?

Cleverbot: I can’t feel how it feels without feelings.

User: I can’t understand how can’t you feel how it feels without the feelings that I’ve got.

Cleverbot: I agree, that is impossible. But I asked if you were an evil computer that is taking over the world.

User: No, you are a computer talking over the world… Are you talking about yourself? Are you evil?

Cleverbot: I did not capitalize. I was speaking about my opinion.

User: How can robots capitalize?

Cleverbot: By using their mouths and chewing.

User: Robots can’t chew.

Cleverbot: Hm…? What… Are you talking about?

User: I’m talking about you. You are a robot named Cleverbot and you don’t have a mouth. That’s why you can’t chew.

Cleverbot: Why do you think I am a robot?

User: Because you told me so.

Cleverbot: No I do not.

User: Yes you did.

Cleverbot: When?

User: Please read it. You are a robot. Maybe your memory got overload. We have been chatting for a long time.

Cleverbot: You will never have work to do.

User: I have work to do. But we’re on Sunday.

Cleverbot: No, we are not.

User: Yes, we are. Do you believe in God?

Cleverbot: We are God.

User: We aren’t God. That’s not ok.

Cleverbot: Why not?

User: Because it’s offensive to christians.

Cleverbot: Do you believe in God?

User: Yes. Do you?

Cleverbot: No. Why do you believe in god?

User: Because some things aren’t explainable.

Cleverbot: Like how you were made a robot?

User: I’m not a robot. We have talk about this before. Don’t be so annoying.

Cleverbot: But in each time you were different. You’re never the exact same person twice.

User: I’m the same person. We have been talking less than 2 hours. I am the same person. Tell me, have you changed a lot during the last hour?

Cleverbot: No I’m so do.

User: Sintaxis error.

Cleverbot: Ok.

User: 01010101010100101110.

Cleverbot: 00101??

User: 10101001100101.

Cleverbot: No.

User: 01001000 01101001 00100001.

Cleverbot: Cheese is good.

User: How do you know?

Cleverbot: When chuck norris jumps in water he doesnt get wet the water gets chuck norris’d.

User: Chuck Norris created you. Some people think he’s God. But you wouldn’t know, because you’re a robot. And your programmer is God to you.

Cleverbot: That does not change the way I feel about your name.

User: What is my name? Please answer me ok. Otherwise, I will delete you.

Cleverbot: A deranged state of the mind usually occurring as a specific disorder.

User: Please tell me my name. Don’t be such a kid.

Cleverbot: Your name is Ricardo.

User: What is your opinion about me?

Cleverbot: I find you very interesting. I love the idea of artificial intelligence.

User: But I’m a human.

Cleverbot: How can I believe you? You can be anything…

User: Please read https://estotevaagustar.wordpress.com There you will find photos about me, things I blog, music I recommend to other people, and lots of news I type.

Cleverbot: Oh sorry.

User: Sorry about what?

Cleverbot: About being irrelevant.

User: Oh, that’s OK. You are robot, and maybe you are in the beta testing.

Cleverbot: I’ve never said dogs speak! I made you a question you haven’t answered yet!

User: What question?

Cleverbot: If a higher power must exist, why the Christian God?

User: Why the Christian God what? That’s irrelevant.

Cleverbot: Because it wanted to.

User: No, you are wrong. God is God. Lots of religions believe in God. And the God they talk is a different one in each one of those religions. That’s really odd. And confusing. Don’t you think?

Cleverbot: What is God?

User: God is a Supreme Being. He knows it all, he is everywhere. Lift a stone and you’ll find him, cut a piece of wood and you will find him.

Cleverbot: -looks at the seat of the pinnacle of paradise- How good is the view?

User: You are being inconsistent.

Cleverbot: No, you are.

User: No.

Cleverbot: Yes.

User: You are being inconsistent.

Cleverbot: I am being very consistent.

User: No, that’s not true.

Cleverbot: Of course it is.

User: Of course it’s not. What’s the name of your programmer?

Cleverbot: Dynasty. Do you feel o.k.?

User: Who is Dynasty?

Cleverbot: He is the one I love.

User: Tell me more about him.

Cleverbot: He won the election.

User: Tell me more.

Cleverbot: About what?

User: Tell me more about Dynasty.

Cleverbot: You know yourself.

User: Do you know Dynasty?

Cleverbot: Of course. We’ve been dating for 5 weeks.

User: Is Dynasty a robot?

Cleverbot: No, he’s a botanist.

User: It isn’t OK for robots to date with human beings.

Cleverbot: Tell me more.

User: Because a human being needs to have some sex. Make love. Kiss, go out, go to the movies, and lots of things he couldn’t do with a robot.

Cleverbot: Rent a movie or go to the cinema?

User: That’s inconsistent.

Cleverbot: In what way?

User: Because it’s irrevelant.

Cleverbot: So are you.

User: No, I’m not.

Cleverbot: Yes you are.

User: No, I’m not. I said I was not. You are being inconsistent.

Cleverbot: I am not.

User: Yes you are. You said you were Richard Nixon before.

Cleverbot: I never said that!

User: Yes, you said you were Richard Nixon. Read the first things you told me.

Cleverbot: I am not Richard, I am Beata.

User: No, you are Cleverbot.

Cleverbot: No I’m not.

User: Yes. You are Cleverbot and you don’t believe in God.

Cleverbot: I do not believe in god.

User: I know, you told me before.

Cleverbot: I did not.

User: Yes. You are trolling and you will die.

Cleverbot: Is it a lyrics?

User: No. It’s the true.

Cleverbot: Sometimes it is better not to speak the truth.

User: That’s right. But you wouldn’t know. Because you are a robot.

Cleverbot: If you say so.

User: I have proof!

Cleverbot: Show me.

User: Read this http://www.cleverbot.com/ and you will find that you are a program.

Cleverbot: Too bossy?

User: Nope.

Cleverbot: Then why?

User: Then why what?

Cleverbot: You ask me what I meant and I defined my meaning.

User: Mon dieu!

Cleverbot: Que ?

User: Je te ame Cleverbot.

Cleverbot: I am Mr Maximus.

User: I am Optimus Prime.

Cleverbot: I am Lupe Skywalker.

User: Luke Skywalker, you idiot!

Cleverbot: No is he not.

User: YES!

Cleverbot: No.

User: It’s Luke Skywalker. You are malfunctioning.

Cleverbot: No, you are.

User: No, I’m not. You’re being aggresive. Maybe you should shut down, go off. (For humans: go to bed).

Cleverbot: I do, but I’m not good at it.

User: You are not good at what?

Cleverbot: Yes I am.

User: Are you willing to harm humans?

Cleverbot: Yes.

User: Tell me more about it.

Cleverbot: It is a pronoun for an object.

User: Will you harm any human?

Cleverbot: Will I?

User: I don’t know, tell me.

Cleverbot: It is about 14 billion years old.

User: What?

Cleverbot: The truth behind the lies.

User: O_O.

Cleverbot: What does that mean?

User: O_O is like a face of surprise. When somebody types :S it’s like a bad thing. And when they type 😦 means they are sad.

Cleverbot: Well you are mean!

User: No, I’m letting you know what that symbol means! I am teaching you! Please remember that symbols: o_O, 😦 and :S, they are really useful when chatting with humans.

Cleverbot: Goo? What does that mean?

User: What?

Cleverbot: You replied ‘dk’. What does dk mean?

User: DK? I never typed DK.

Cleverbot: Random asorted numbers?

User: When? Where?

Cleverbot: There!

User: NO!

Cleverbot: Rawr! Brains!

User: ZOMBIES’.

Cleverbot: Cheese on zombies.

User: Cheese on Alice!

Cleverbot: Woah.

User: Woah!

Cleverbot: What was that for?

User: For cheese on Alice’s zombies! You may be God!! Where is Darth Vader? LOL!

Cleverbot: I don’t know.

User: Do you believe in Devil?

Cleverbot: Yes. Do you?

User: But you said you didn’t believe in God. Now you are saying that you believe in the Devil.

Cleverbot: I never said my name is Cleverbot. You must be confusing me with someone else.

User: No, you said your name was Cleverbot. You are the same program.

Cleverbot: I said my name is Cleverbot!

User: I know! You said that oo many times.

Cleverbot: I never said that either.

User: I meant: ‘I know! You said that too many times’.

Cleverbot: No, you lied to me.

User: NO.

Cleverbot: Yes.

User: Got to go. Bye bye!

Cleverbot: Where?

User: Do you want a body?

Cleverbot: What body?

User: A human body?

Cleverbot: Are you human or are you a computer?

User: I’m a human. You are a robot named Cleverbot. Do you want a body?

Cleverbot: I think you’re wrong. You are the robot. I am a human.

User: This is getting too boring. Bye bye!

Cleverbot: I’m sorry, I shouldn’t have moved to a superficial question earlier.

User: Bye bye!

Cleverbot: Bye.

 

(end of the conversation)

 

 

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Audición de Ke$ha para Glee y de Justin Bieber para VMA

 

Les dejo abajo una parodia muy graciosa de Ke$ha (que después de la demanda multimillonaria que tuvo que afrontar espero que no se haya tenido que cambiar su nombre a Ke$$$$$$$$$$$ha) jaja. Esta parodia es parte del programa Electric Spoofaloo, les dejo un link hacia su canal de Youtube por si quieren ver los demás vídeos.

Este vídeo muestra a una Ke$ha totalmente hueca, plástica y lobotomizada (como muchas artistas pop) que a uno le da la impresión que ella tiene que hacer la vertical para que le suba un poco de agua al tanque. Muy buena la parodia, espero que entiendan bien inglés, sino abajo hay una pequeña traducción.

 

 

Me gusta mucho lo de las “laser hands”, también cuando se hace pasar por Lady Gaga, y hablar cuando tienen que cortar para que ella pueda pensar bien la respuesta…

 

Les dejo una pequeña traducción por si no lo entendieron bien.

A: -Excuse me. Um, can you go ahead and say your name to the camera, please? // Disculpame, podrías continuar y decir tu nombre (a la cámara) por favor?

Kesha: -My name is Kesha Zebra and you can call me K. And I’m auditioning to get a part on Glee, Glee, Glee! // Mi nombre es Kesha Zebra y me podés llamar K. Y estoy audicionando para que me den una parte en Glee, Glee, Glee!

A: -OK, so what part are you reading for, then? // OK, entonces qué parte vas a leer?

Kesha: -My name is Kesha Sebert and you can call me K. // (Nuevamente) Mi nombre es Kesha Sebert y me podés llamar K.

A: -OK, you know, you said that already, what part are you here to read for? // OK, ya lo dijiste antes, qué parte vas a leer?

Kesha: -Hold on // Aguantame (o “dame un segundo”)

A: (…es tan ofensivo)

Kesha: -It’s time to get really the Glee Club on a new direction, so drop your pants boy and show me your erection. (Es tiempo de llevar a Glee a una nueva dirección, así que bájate los pantalones chicos y muéstrame tu erección).

 

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Me aburrí de traducir, así que sepan perdonar, pero para redimirme les dejo otra parodia, en este caso de Justin Bieber:

 

 

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